Funny Whatsapp status
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Top 50 Very Funny Whatsapp Status are here for you.... :-
"Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid"
"I was pro life before I met you."
"You look like a before picture."
"Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live."
"You have the perfect face for radio."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason."
"I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”. ... "
" 3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving. "
"On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid."
"People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed."
"All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips."
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
"Marriage means silent suicide."
"Silent people have the craziest minds."
"No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself."
"Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers."
"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."
"I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead."
"Follow your heart but take your brain with you."
"Life is short smile while you still have teeth."
"Life is onetime offers use it well."
"Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!"
"Great power comes with great electricity bills."
" I don't get drunk, i get awesome."
"Keep calm, stay happy."
" Is it vodka o’clock yet?"
"Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees."
"If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)"
"3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp"
"80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain.."
"I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"Trust me you will dance- Alcohol"
"Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone."
"Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl."
"Only you can work better."
"Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?"
"Only brain is works more...if you use it more. "
"If you can't the thing, Move on: D"
"Rules are made to be break."
"The most important Shareholder in your life is you."
"Marriage is the main cause for divorce."
"Everything is rightly confused."
"Save Water, Drink Beer!!"
"Always respects your self-respect and be proud."
"Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole."
"Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone."
I hope you have got some Best Whatsapp Status and quotes to update. Stay tuned to get more Funny Whatsapp Status
Top 50 Very Funny Whatsapp Status are here for you.... :-
"Yeah you're really pretty, pretty stupid"
"I was pro life before I met you."
"You look like a before picture."
"Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
"Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live."
"You have the perfect face for radio."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason."
"I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”. ... "
" 3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving. "
"On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid."
"People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed."
"All my life a thought air was free...Until I bought a bag of chips."
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
"Marriage means silent suicide."
"Silent people have the craziest minds."
"No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself."
"Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers."
"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."
"I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"Enjoy your life--there's is plenty of time to be dead."
"Follow your heart but take your brain with you."
"Life is short smile while you still have teeth."
"Life is onetime offers use it well."
"Do you still hate me?? I don't care!!"
"Great power comes with great electricity bills."
" I don't get drunk, i get awesome."
"Keep calm, stay happy."
" Is it vodka o’clock yet?"
"Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees."
"If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)"
"3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp"
"80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain.."
"I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"Trust me you will dance- Alcohol"
"Brains are wonderful, why don't have everyone."
"Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl."
"Only you can work better."
"Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?"
"Only brain is works more...if you use it more. "
"If you can't the thing, Move on: D"
"Rules are made to be break."
"The most important Shareholder in your life is you."
"Marriage is the main cause for divorce."
"Everything is rightly confused."
"Save Water, Drink Beer!!"
"Always respects your self-respect and be proud."
"Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole."
"Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone."
I hope you have got some Best Whatsapp Status and quotes to update. Stay tuned to get more Funny Whatsapp Status
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